Where in the World Is Matt Lauer? Easy: he’s holed up at the liberal bastion: NBC (National Barack Channel).
He won’t be travelling the world this spring because so many people in the world blame the U.S. for the global recession and even more are starting to worry that Barack Obama can’t make things better soon enough.
Matt can’t go to Rome: he’s pro-abortion and the Pope is there. Matt can’t go to China, where 20 million migrants are out of jobs and the government fears “social unrest.” Matt can’t go to Tibet: the Chinese will have a fit. Even after Barack Obama gave up on human rights abuses in Chinese, their Premier said he’s worried about buying more U.S. Treasuries. Matt can’t go to Britain: Obama “snubbed” their PM and the Brit media has taken up the Welcome Mat, Matt.
Matt can’t go to Japan after the Japanese got the feeling Obama was getting soft on North Korea.
Matt can’t go to Switzerland. The Swiss are nervous after scores of new Yanks arrived to avoid paying higher taxes in the U.S. — and because congress wants Switzerland to allow them to find out who these Yanks are….
Matt can’t go to Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan or Pakistan — despite the fact that Obama loves them all, they are too dangerous; filled with guys the Obama Administration won’t name.
There just are too few places for poor Matt Lauer to go.
Even Ban Ki-moon, the Secretary General of the U.N. called the U.S. a “deadbeat nation.”
So the trip is cancelled.
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