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The Whole Week Seems “Blown” as A-Rod, Michael Phelps Under a Cloud

February 7, 2009

Nothing and no one is sacred.

Alex Rodriguez got all those great looking hits and women by using performanc enhancing drugs and Michael Phelps is just an aquatic pot head.

Geez.

Oh, the humanity!

“You’ll have to talk to the union,” A-Rod said. 

That’s a new low if it is a denial.

In this Friday, Nov. 14, 2008, file photo, professional baseball ... 
Teammates called him A-Fraud.  In this Friday, Nov. 14, 2008, file photo, professional baseball player Alex Rodriguez attends the Fontainebleau Miami Beach Hotel grand opening party in Miami Beach, Fla. Sports Illustrated has reported, Saturday, Feb. 7, 2009, that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003. Rodriguez declined to discuss the tests when approached by SI on Thursday at a Miami gym.(AP Photo/Evan Agostini, File)

Michael said, “Got any Cheetos?”

He’ll be in the pool from now on….

Save your Corn Flakes box bearing Michael’s image.  That’s a real collectors item now and the only “image” he has left with many parents…

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A-Rod reportedly tested positive for steroids

Michael Phelps, 14-Time Olympic Gold Medal Winner, Confirms He Smoked Pot