President Obama has already made this the “Education Presidency,” by offering a complete overhaul of the educations system in the United States.
Unlike the stimulus and health care plans he has proposed, which he left to the thoughtful Nancy Pelosi for the legislative drafting, the new education proposal will be created by Himself and the White House which is not at all challenged by the task.
And now an important new teachers’ union has come forward to assist Rahm Emanuel and the others in the White House team to create the new educations system.
“Patriotic Americans for Sensible Intelligence” (PATSI) president Susan Malarky has come forward to say, “To make sure this is a lot better than the special olympics type bill created by congress, we’ve dedicated ourselves to helping the White House.”
“Besides, without a lot of input from the teachers, the money the president proposes to spend might not all end up with union teachers where it belongs.”
PATSI also has asked House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senator Chistopher Dodd to start the project to write the next generation of student textbooks.
PATSI says Dodd and Pelosi will lead a team which will write the text on “American Values, Law, Truth and Honesty.”
Vice President Joe Biden said, “Give me a f *&$%# ing break.”
Keep your sense of humor!